Migraine

What is Migraine?


1.

A migraine is basically a headache on steroids. Migraines are caused from swellings of veins in the brain. It's probably one of the worst feelings ever. It can range from a pain in one side of a head to all over. Imagine a hammer constantly being slammed into your head over and over and over. The constant pulsing of pain. It will disable you're daily routine.

You also become sensitive to light and sound and feel like you're gonna puke. Even the slightest light is irritating. The best thing to do is just sit in a dark quiet room and fall asleep. Don't take pills because you will just throw them up. Most of the time a good sleep will get rid of the pain.

Most people experience one migraine per lifetime. But obviously it varies per person.

1.) I used to have migraines all the time in my early teen years. I had to be hospitalized once. It sucked so much. Thank god I outgrew them.

2.) "I have a migraine, fuck off."

3.) Like I said earlier, it is probably the most painful thing ever to experience.

See pain, suffering, headache

2.

Probably the No. 1 excuse not to have sex.

Primarily used by women.

"Not now honey, I have migraine" - woman

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See migraine, sex, fuck, headache, Ohnoez


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