What is Miguel Drunk?
1.
A condition caused prinicipally by the consumption of an excess of 25 alcoholic beverages (beer, hard-a, mouthwash, etc.) in a short period of time. The condition is typified by the repeated utterance of certain catch-phrases such as "I bet you do," "your titties are on point tonight," and "what a bunch of goat-herders." The condition causes the subject to indiscriminately consume nearby beverages, often at the behest of the drink's rightful owner, further worsening the condition and rendering treatment very difficult to administer.
This condition often leads to the kissing of one's best friends, male or female (this particular condition is also known as Mike Donahue gay). It has also been known to cause ones hands to grope nearby women, and may even cause the subject to resemble Tony Danza.
dude, I swear, every time you get Miguel drunk you get Mike Donahue gay.
2.
A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure
Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!
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3.
a condition caused by consuming way too much alcohol in a night (i.e. getting a big handle of vodka and chugging half of it) being miguel drunk usually leads to doing terrible thing one would regret if they were sober such as peeing in your friends kitchen sink, humping the dog, flipping everything in the cabinets upside down, sitting in a chair on a balcony yelling at your friends who arent there for knocking over a chair that you knocked over with your leg, and making ridiculous drinks (all of which contain whipped cream and chocolate syrup) and food combinations (such as a waffle with butter, 6 inches of whipped cream, and lots and lots of chocolate syrup).
You were so Miguel drunk last night you called my dog a bear and then pretended to raped it for 20 minutes
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