What is Miguel Weed?
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Weed so disgusting it's usually dealt by a Mexican named Miguel or Jose. It comes in mass quantities and it's cheep but the taste is so horrible it makes you want to stop smoking all together.
People buy Miguel weed at the spur of the moment and then they suddenly realize their sad and unfortunate mistake.
The Dealer of such weed is always available to sell and most of the time, you'll land up buying this gross weed from him because you want quantity or can't find another dealer.
John: Dude, I got 20 bucks and I can't find any chronic, or reg dealers.
Jake: Why don't we just go buy some Miguel weed?
John: Fuck no, that stuff tastes like butt
Jake: Well I can't hit up any of my dealers they aren't answering
John: ..ll Miguel for a dub, it's time for some Miguel weed.
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