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A bag of ramen noodles crushed and shaken up with the seasoning powder. Props if you can crush them up without puncturing the bag they ..
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When you attend a funeral of a family member or an aquaitance, you did not know well or attending a funeral and you have no reason to be..
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Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.
I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I tho..