Mikael Akerfeldt

What is Mikael Akerfeldt?


1.

Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.

'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'

See opeth, metal, genius

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The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.

Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.

Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!

Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Man: *Dies violent death*

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