Mikas

What is Mikas?


1.

A pompous, egotistical ass. One who abuses authority and lets it go to his head. A self proclaimed god, albeit, a pretty shitty one.

That fucking moderator is being such a mikas, what a douche.

See mikas, moderator, tgl

2.

A name or title given to a boy used to describe someone who is rarely found and symbolizing a unique character. This name can't be achieved by or found in most mortals. With such an over achieving title as Mikas, one with such a name can't help but feel superior to others.

The title descending from the ancient Greek word μιξας is used to label beings that possesses rare and exotic traits that can't be found in others. While envied and revered for their dashing appearances and physique; the downside to such an exulted identity comes in the over expectance of other people.

While hard to find and superior to most, they appear to the mere person as narcissistic and vain. Yet such thoughts derive from the knowledge that they will never gain or achieve this title, leaving them depressed. In order for someone to truly be happy they must be with a Mikas or acknowledge they will will never have the title Mikas.

While famous firms have tried to use the Mikas name in sports equipment to help publicize themselves. Their hopes that people might achieve this glorious name have failed with its extraordinary high standards.

"If only he was a Mikas..."

"That guy is amazing and exotic! I bet his name is Mikas!"

"I've only met a man like that once in my life, his name was Mikas."

Son: "Mom, why wasn't my name Mikas?"

Mom: "Your just not that unique."

See mike, mika, michael


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