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I would gladly trade parents with you, because mine are psychotic lunatics and the police never listen anyways
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When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.
Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.
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someone that hogs all the jobs (dogsitter, babysitter, fish feeder, plant waterer, mail taker-in-er, etc.) in the neighborhood or even i..