What is Mike?
1.
To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
He mike'd it up again. DOH!
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2.
A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools
Kid 1: whats that kid doing there?
Kid 2: leave him he's a freakin prostitute, a Mike.
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3.
The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he's Mike.
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4.
the coolest kid you will ever meet, he also has a fairly large dick. he is liked by everyone
he look at the mike over there bet he has a big dick
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5.
Mike is a great guy. I know many Mike's and most of them are very nice. I am going to marry one.
Also. The MOST common English Male Name.
I love you, Mike.
Hey Mike! How's it going?
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a kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.
"Hey check this out"
"Woah, nice mike"
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Name is often referred to as 'God of the chinese'..
and i agree.
hey its mike. what a fucking legend!!!
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