What is Mike Burns?
1.
A name that can be used to replace any other word should the need arise.
The name also suffices as a mindless diversion in the face of boredom. The game is won by thinking of middle names that make it a dirty phrase.
1) I'm so mike burnsed right now I can barely see straight.
2) Mike Hunt Burns
Mike Lamidia Burns
Mike Rabs Burns
Random Words:
1.
Someone or who enjoys masturbating profusely. A little more extreme than a wanker.
That bloke's a fucking jizzlopper.
What a jizz..
1.
A Sexy girl named Jazmin, with black hair, light skinned and sexy hot eyes, a great rack, and a fine ass pussy with the booty to go alon..
1.
The act of getting a mans penis or testicles caught in his pants zipper.
Oh my god, I got the worst zipper cut after susie gave me hed...
