What is Mike Burns?
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A name that can be used to replace any other word should the need arise.
The name also suffices as a mindless diversion in the face of boredom. The game is won by thinking of middle names that make it a dirty phrase.
1) I'm so mike burnsed right now I can barely see straight.
2) Mike Hunt Burns
Mike Lamidia Burns
Mike Rabs Burns
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the act of punching someone in the throat
"if you don't shut up i'm gonna reverse goiter you"
"oooh reverse g..
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A lusty form of The Terminator.
I'd bang that Lustenader, once it terminates Sarah Connor.
See lust, schwarzenegger, terminator..