What is Mike Burns?
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A name that can be used to replace any other word should the need arise.
The name also suffices as a mindless diversion in the face of boredom. The game is won by thinking of middle names that make it a dirty phrase.
1) I'm so mike burnsed right now I can barely see straight.
2) Mike Hunt Burns
Mike Lamidia Burns
Mike Rabs Burns
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The noble art of being Mullered!
Are you 'fruit cornered' mate?
See mullered, fucked, wasted, leathered, smashed, buggered, ..
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A metric shitloadof money.
Jimmy made a king's ransom selling blow-up sheep with Derek Jeter faces at the Yankees game.
See Nick ..