What is Mike Dirnt?
1.
The bassist of Green Day. Sexy. Hung.
Proof that there is perfection in this world.
2.
The bassist of Green Day. Possibly the best punk rock bassist to ever step foot on this retched land that we call Earth. He made his own special bass(its awesome) and he is nice and kinda funny but sometimes he laughs at his own jokes and its embarrasing,but HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM??? He is KICK ASS!!!! Oh yeah..he's kinda hot too.....
"Mike Dirnt kicks way more ass than you"
3.
One of the best bassist alive, and also the creator of the new Mike Dirnt P-bass, which is the most comfortable, and playable bass ever.
-Billie Joe may write the songs, but no one grimaces like Mike fucking Dirnt!
4.
a) cutest, most talented guy ever. bassist for the awesome band green day.
mike dirnt is one amazing bass player and no musicians can even compare
See
5.
known as the sexiest man alive, or to his fans 'God'. mike is the most amazing, inspirational, talented bass player in punk rock history. mike is deffinately the best member of green day because of these factors; he is the sexiest man alive, he is the most talented bass player in the history of the world ever, he is perfect in every way shape and form.
mike rox, you dont so fuck off!
6.
Bassist for the California Based punk/rock Group
(He's cute too)
Mike Dirnt wrote the lyrics to the song "Ha Ha you're Dead"
See
7.
Awesome, talented bassist from the awesome talented band Green Day! Hurrah! Likes to kicks major ass live onstage with his fellow band members. ROCK ON!!
Hes go da moooves...
"Now you know what catfish noodling is, what would you noodle... and where?":Mike on a GD web msg: