What is Mike Harrison?
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A guy who will love you one day and not talk to you for two months the next. He is uber sweet and ah-dorable. Then he goes all bipolar on you. When your nawt looking he'll cum in your orange juice. Love him or hate him. On the inside you'll still love him and i'll kill you on the inside. But you'll get along great... hahaha
Mike Harrison: Hey loverfriend!
Amber: Hey sexy!
~3 months later~
Amber: Sup?
~no reply~
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They have suckers! And they suck out all your juices! Why does this happen you FUCKERS?!?
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