What is Mike Hawk?
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A much better version of Mike Ock, more convincing as a real name. Sounds like "my cock" when said casually. Look it up on ebaumsworld to see a good prank.
I'll never forget the time I beat Mike Hawk at a wrestling tournament. And I'd like to thank Mike Hawk for always standing up for me.
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2.
A Rather humorous way of saying : my cock :
Damn man, Mike Hawk is sore from last night
Mike Hawk is bigger than Yurk Hawk XD
Don't you just like Mike Hawk
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When a person is blindfolded and forced to lay on the ground. Another person proceeds to defecate on them, virtually covering them in fe..