What is Mike Hawk's Mall?
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A clever way to get someone to say "My Cock's Small" out loud
Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*
John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"
Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.
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A shot:
1/3 Chocolate syrup
2/3 Tequila
Top with a hefty squirt of mustard
I was excited when that guy was offering free shots last ..