What is Mike Holmes?
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1) Hard working, and strong built guy who fixes houses. Holmes on Homes
2) Fat, lazy ginger who is really cute, and good at mackin on chicks and plays some sweet ass guitar. He tends to have beautiful blue eyes,
1) That Mike Holmes, he fixed my drywall the other day. What a nice strong man.
2) That Mike Holmes, he took my breath away with his hair, his beautiful blue eyes, and his guitar playing abilities.
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