Mike Huckabee Edit Meaning

1.

A pedophile muppet, running for president.

Man 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike Huckabee lately?"

Man 2: "Shit yeah, that pedophile muppet grabbed my ass in Des Moines.. = "

See mike, huckabee, gop, republicans, election, iowa, muppet, pedo, pedophile, huck

2.

V- A sexual act primarily defined as a group of 5 or more men encircled around a traditionally younger kneeling Baptist man (known as the "Mike") who proceeds to pleasure every member of the group. Is primarily finished off by every participating member ejaculating into a martini glass whereupon the "Mike" proceeds to consume by drinking the ejaculate. Also known as "Miking", "Hucking", or "Huckabeezling"

Me - WTF are they doing over there?

Ron Paul - I am not sure but what I do know is that we don't want to find out

Me - (after walking over) OMFG that is so sick!!!

Ron Paul - What?!

Me - Those dudes are Mike Huckabeeing each other!

Ron Paul - See I knew that shit, you shouldn't have gone over there

Me - Vote Ron Paul 2008!!!!!!!

See baptism, bukkake, circle jerk, baptist, evangelical

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also known as mike fuckabee. an arkansas pedophile. his personality is a fake gimmick southern good ol' boy to sell to the hometown crowd. he mocks jesus and steals tax money to spend on his own luxuries. he's an uptight babtist that deserves the bood. a selfish cuttroat politician

everyone calls mike huckabee mike fuckabee because he is a suckabee president wannabe.

See thief, money hungry, selfish

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also known as mike fuckabee. an arkansas pedophile. his personality is a fake gimmick southern good ol' boy to sell to the hometown crowd. he mocks jesus and steals tax money to spend on his own luxuries. he's an uptight babtist that deserves the bood. a selfish cuttroat politician

everyone calls mike huckabee mike fuckabee because he is a suckabee president wannabe.

See thief, money hungry, selfish

5.

an everyday type of good guy. a good ol' boywith gimmick sayings to act witty. a goofball that is popular among some of the people. see psuedo-conformist. he is an everyday good guy who shops Walmart and is a giving person. he is not pretentious nor passive aggressive. if you're real, you vote mike huckabee. all the pretentious hipstersvoted for ron paul and democrat. mike is caring and heart warmingly real. WE ARE REAL.

mike huckabee is a heart warming good southerner with real conservative values. We, the walmart people, are real, not fake poser like psuedo-intellectuals he may be the next president. mike huckabee is the people. mike huckabee is a hip guy. if he was black i'd call him a real gangsta.

See giving, caring, loving