What is Mike Jonesing?
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(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.
Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!
Dude 2: Me too.
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Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.
This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.
Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!
Weezy Baby!Birdman J R!
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Another way of saying 'kick it old school'. Coined in the movie Juno.
"We could get dance mats for DDR that stick to the..
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A badass motherfucker with a chainsaw. Do NOT fuck with him.
Leatherface will chop off your leg and shove it up your ass!
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