Mike Jonesing

What is Mike Jonesing?


1.

(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.

Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!

Dude 2: Me too.

See gay, cool, awesome, funny, offensive, pointless, stupid

2.

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?

Who?

Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! BirdmanJ R!

See rap, phoney, assclown, houston, fronting


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