What is Mike Kelly?
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The Local Celebrity of Putnam Valley who bones everybody in the ass
Matt: Yo he just Mike Kelly'd that girl
Ryan: wow i hope he caught it on tape
Siobhan: you guys are gross
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A female who acts naturally whoreish, as if they were born with slutty intentions.
1. Did you see her at the bar? She was grinding on e..
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The utter and total hate of establishments(fishers) that are against aquatics(fish)
Why do you hate fish so much, You are such a zealot..