What is Mike Kelly?
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The Local Celebrity of Putnam Valley who bones everybody in the ass
Matt: Yo he just Mike Kelly'd that girl
Ryan: wow i hope he caught it on tape
Siobhan: you guys are gross
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Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying toge..
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A substance made up of Viagra and Dimetapp that is smoked to get high.
Last night I smoked so much Missouri Slip N' Slide I colla..
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Johnson protection during sex season.
Ben triple-stacked his cock slippers before spearing Britney.
See condom, jimmy hat..