Mike Kelly

What is Mike Kelly?


1.

To raw dog a young woman in the rectum while on a couch in front of many people

The Local Celebrity of Putnam Valley who bones everybody in the ass

Matt: Yo he just Mike Kelly'd that girl

Ryan: wow i hope he caught it on tape

Siobhan: you guys are gross

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