Mike Oxbig

What is Mike Oxbig?


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sounds like "my cock's big"

Woman: hi, whats ur name?

Man: Mike Oxbig

Woman: ummmmm. ok, but whats ur name?

Man: Mike Oxbig

Woman: I dont give a damn about your cock you fucking pervert.

Man (to himself): This always happens. Fuck me.

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