Mike Sellers

What is Mike Sellers?


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The current beast Pro Bowl fullback for the Washington Redskins. He started his career at the age of 19 for the CFL.

At 6'3, 285lbs, Sellers has a unique mixture of size, muscle, and skill. He is a lethal blocker and a major power back who tends to run over people rather than around them.

Person 1: Dude, did you see Mike Sellers destroy Kenoy Kennedy yesterday?

Person 2: Hell yeah, Mike Sellers is a beast!

See washington, redskins, beast, nfl, cfl, fullback


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