What is Mike Trike?
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To feel like the third wheel due to excessive awkwardness on the part of the people that you are with.
I was mike triking it the other night when I went to the movies with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Sometimes, I just want to tell Caroline and Robert to just go ahead and do it, because they are flirting so much that I feel like a freaking mike trike.
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Pressing your eyes against the titty nipples of a chic and adjusting them for focus.
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