What is Mike Vick?
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Commonly used slang by criminals for a quarter ounce of non prescribed illegal drugs. Mainly used when referring to cocaine, but could be used for a wide scope of other illegal substances. The reason for this is because the quotient of twenty-eight(number of grams in an ounce) divided by four is seven. Seven coincides with Michael Vicks player number on the NFL team Atlanta Falcons.
Hey, could you get someone to hook me up with a Mike Vick?
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Everyone's favorite dog-fighting quarterback.
Mike Vick will have a dog fighting simulator coming out soon.
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<verb> The act of being a huge pile of shit and participating in illegal dog fights with your asshole friends.
<noun> Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons. Avid pitbull lover.
"You that dude just got indicted for a first degree Mike Vick."
"The Atlanta Falcons are changing their team name to the Atlanta Felons to accomidate Mike Vick's request."
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Fecal matter or a bowel movement. Worthless.
We ate dinner at a cheap Mexican restaurant and I took a tremendous Mike Vick the next morning.
When walking my dog I always carry a small plastic bag so that I am able to clean up his Mike Vick from the neighbor's yard.
Modern art is generally just a bunch of Mike Vick.
Open a window! It smells like Mike Vick in here!
I don't give a Mike Vick how late your friends are allowed to stay out, I want you back home no later than 11:00.
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Mike Vick is The best player in the NFL. He can turn a team around by himself. Has a strong arm average accuracy and is extremely fast.
Today on sportscenter Steve Young(very good retired qb) chose mike vick as his first pick for his team if he was building one. Everyone else like LT.
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An overrated quarterback who makes up for having Kyle Boller accuracy with fast legs.
Mike Vick is Dan Kane's boy and he will bet on Vick reguardless of odds or spread
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hottest nig in America. Married to K. Smith!
K.Smith and Mike Vick do it so hard.
