What is Mike Welfare?
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(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
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When you sit on the toilet backwards during a shitting session, much like the TV persona of the same name.
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A hairy pink taco that smells like an armpit...
Man I was so waste last night that I woke up next to a Mexican Armpit
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