What is Mike Welfare?
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(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
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Verb
In awe of something.
E.G. I am zwabambazzled by this dictionary...
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a slutty girl who sleeps with jocks
Guy1: man i realy like X
Guy2: forget it! she's a jock whore
See jock, whore, slut, blonde, ..
