What is Mike Welfare?
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(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
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Slang term for My Gran
Mainly used in north america
Person 1: U smokin' weed 2nite
Person 2: No i got to go see My Gran-ay
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Adorable aloof tewksburian. Engaging, enthralling, intriguing and loveable. It's an impossibility to not fall in love with this p..
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Worthy of a jizz.
Dude 1: How is infamous?
Dude 2: Utterly jizz worthy!
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