What is Mike Welfare?
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(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
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Someone of any sex who has below average physical appearance.
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Defenseman for the Boston Bruins. 6 foot 9 and rude as hell. Total badass. Can shut down any team's top line by himself. May or may..
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Fusion of Engineer and Nerd. In other words, a totally cool and massively intelligent being whose sole purpose in life is to create wick..
