What is Mike Welfare?
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(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
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