What is Mike Welfare?
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(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
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An event full of fat people all celebrating their right to be fat and proud.
Something a fat person does without shame
Wow, the summer..
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A pint of a well known irish drink thats good for you.
Barman - Evening Trevor, what can I get you?
Trevor - Pint of Shit please, I&ap..
