Mike Welfare

What is Mike Welfare?


1.

(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.

person on an iron lung:

"......."

person to person on iron lung:

"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."

See lazy, welfare, sloth, boring, immobile, slow


83

Random Words:

1. America's so-called "leader". In reality, just another bible-beater too stupid to spell his own name. America's Pre..
1. an idiot with a tiny penis... and doesn't know how to use it. I gave Bob a second chance... but he just turned out to be an idito...
1. 1. Crackz are programs or codes that can make a game with a CD playable without one. I got an ub3r l337 crackz for KOTOR II yesterday, ..