What is Mike Welfare?
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(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
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When a man douses his cock in Barcardi 151, lights it, and then proceeds to fuck his partner in the ass.
The only way she could get off..
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A pedophile that is walking down the street. A combination of the words pedophile and pedestrian.
Person 1: Oh my goodness did you see..
