Mike Wilson Edit Meaning

1. When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture. I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johns..

1. A little piece of poo that gets cought in the eye of a mans penis from having bum sex.(can get painful if left untreated.) You wont hav..

1. "Balls Across the Nose" is an act of sexual humiliation similar to teabagging, where a male will drape his testicles across th..