What is Mike With The Hat?
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1.) Any anal arching, lying, fat-ass, retarded, douchebag male from Texas who resides in Hudson Hall at the Culinary Institute of America and wears plaid shorts and a hat on a daily basis that happens to be named Mike.
2.) Any man from texas who will claim false responsibility for liquor/keg purchases at a party to seem cooler because he knows that everybody hates him. Also must fit the criteria-suffix "who resides in Hudson Hall at the Culinary Institute of America and wears plaid shorts and a hat on a daily basis that happens to be named Mike.
3.) A lying bastard that claims he is in possession of $300 in Wal-Mart gift cards and will buy you a DVD for a trip to the store and turns out to only have $35 on the cards when he has $50 worth of shit on the counter. He will then proceed to ask you to spot the rest and never pay you back afterward. Must also fit the criteria-suffix "who resides in Hudson Hall at the Culinary Institute of America and wears plaid shorts and a hat on a daily basis that happens to be named Mike."
4.) A general, all-around hated, lying piece of ugly monkey shit with a hat.
Also known as Creep with the Hat, Scum of the Earth with the Hat, Creep with the Creep, Mike without the Hat, Creepy Mike with the Hat, That Fucking Cunt with the Hat, and Asshole/
"I fucking hate Mike With The Hat, I want to chloroform him, remove his kidneys, and beat off in his oatmeal."
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