What is Miked?
1.
Getting assigned BS chores and assignments from your boss that he or she easily could've done themselves, but chose not to out of sheer laziness. Meanwhile they are surfing the internet shopping for the latest accessories for their guns. Origins link it to a manager that was famous for doing this to many subordinates; whose name was "MIKE".
"Man, I just got Miked into going up to the 23rd floor to reboot a printer. This is BS!!" "Can you go get me that TPS report I just printed. Thanks." (that was a rhetorical question)
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2.
Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.
"Man you totally miked that joke faggot"
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3.
Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend
Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
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4.
when someone searches slangdefine in order to ruin people's sweet ass ideas
Kid1:How you doin'?
Kid2:I think I've been miked.
Kid1: Gay or slangdefine.
Kid2:UD
Kid1: You poor thing
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5.
when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:
I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.
clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...
you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"
me: "that sucks"
you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"
me: "you got MIKED"
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6.
Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend
Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
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