What is Mikes?
1.
A term used to label all the sucka wannabe Michael Jordans, Michael Vicks, Michael Johnsons, Michael Jackson (fucking freaks), and any other Michael out there that some lonely ass clown wishes they could be. This clown usually tries to copy their heroes moves only to completely fuck them up and turn it into a fucking laughfest!
I am really getting sick of all these fucking mikes that suck like a two dollar whore offered three dollars at everything they do. A bunch of bitch-ass mikes!
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2.
A term in common usage by the military for minutes. Comes from the phonetic alphabet where "M" is "Mike"
"Roger, I'll be with you in two mikes."
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3.
mikes is short of micrograms, used when talking about how much acid you taken or how good the acid is.
1)Duude i was soo messed up last night i most of takin 200 mikes of acid.
2)
guy 1: hey man you want some acid?
guy 2: ya dude,is the shit any good?
guy 1: ya man its owsley shit, its 300 mics a hit
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4.
a new pair of jordans(shoes)
man i need to go get those new mikes
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