Mikesauerstein

What is Mikesauerstein?


1.

commonly know as the german freak show (Faggotus-demerius). He is notorious for cheating on north amreican girls with father-bought dutch hookers. Also known as the lone masturbator, the mikesauerstein has commonly been critisized for his all german soccer attire and lack of crotichital lengthivity (if ya know what i mean)

omg guys mikesauerstein is such a douche bag

ohh great, you pulled a mikesauerstein, next thing you know you'll be masturbating twice a night.

See douche, cheater, german, chronic masturbator


14

Random Words:

1. A shit (usually a massive log) that has been stained green from any number of dye-containing foods (such as dark purple Powerade or Crun..
1. When you're having an orgasm, and it feels so overwhelming. Your body feels like it's on fire and hot as HELL. Oli: Oh damn, ..
1. yornslack yhorn-slhak, n- 1. a badass situation, such as where one might get laid. ex: "omg jeanne, last night i was eyeing this t..