What is Mikesauerstein?
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commonly know as the german freak show (Faggotus-demerius). He is notorious for cheating on north amreican girls with father-bought dutch hookers. Also known as the lone masturbator, the mikesauerstein has commonly been critisized for his all german soccer attire and lack of crotichital lengthivity (if ya know what i mean)
omg guys mikesauerstein is such a douche bag
ohh great, you pulled a mikesauerstein, next thing you know you'll be masturbating twice a night.
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