What is Mikesauerstein?
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commonly know as the german freak show (Faggotus-demerius). He is notorious for cheating on north amreican girls with father-bought dutch hookers. Also known as the lone masturbator, the mikesauerstein has commonly been critisized for his all german soccer attire and lack of crotichital lengthivity (if ya know what i mean)
omg guys mikesauerstein is such a douche bag
ohh great, you pulled a mikesauerstein, next thing you know you'll be masturbating twice a night.
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another word for semen
"Dude i totally shot my boner cheese all over her last night."
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When fornicating with an epileptic person and they begin to have a seizure. One then holds on for dear life and a world record.
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