What is Mikey Hans?
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The most beutiful man in the world,has a gigantic penis,and makes many people jealous of his large penis
all the women desire a mikey hans.
stevie: oh my fucking god i was in the locker room and this kid had a penis so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnie: ohh he must be a "mikey hans"
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