Milan

What is Milan?


1.

(n) Intelligent, Good flow, a person that knows what to say and when to say it, life of the party. A man that attracts anyone and everyone.

Oh snap, that dude over there is such a Milan! I so would like to have him tonight!

2.

Almost like a diva, someone concerned with their looks and only concerned about themselves, but a milan can also be a caring nice person.

When everyone else have to clean, a milan can say no im not doing it, my nails are going to be ruined.

See diva, milan, girl, fun, caring, person

3.

Technically a village in Ohio, and is the birthplace of Thomas Edison (which is what the whole town is based around) Attractions include the Invention Restaurant, Jim's Pizza Box, Edison High School, and about 10 too many antique stores.

Person 1: Let's move to Milan, Ohio!

Person 2: Let's not.

See ohio

4.

First Football team founded in milan in 1899.

Capable of winning everything, but also losing in the worst ways: UEFA Champs League Final @ Istanbul, Milan 3 - 3 Liverpool -> Reds Champs after penalties..

The only reason they win is beacuase they get money form the current Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi (a piece of shit). Of course, money is not the principal reason, the thing is that Berlusconi is a mobster, so he threatens the referees so they make little favors during the match for his team. Before he became owner of the club, AC Milan were in Serie B (Italian Second Div.)...

Milanista, ad Istanbul non sono venuto, ma non sai quanto ho goduto!!!

5.

A Floridian Gipsy with a severe speach impediment. Can often be seen feltchingon breaks during his long days at the melon farm. Can read over 800 words per minute (sorta).

That gipsy Milan is stealing gerbils again!

See dinga, gipsy, illiterate, ass-mole

6.

Mom I'd lick and nibble... A term for a realy hot mom with huge titties and a nice shaven pussy that takes many cocks. She tends to have many sons and gives most of them away but then keeps only 2. She keeps 2 because she realizes her oldest is gay (his name becomes dick later in life) and likes rimjobs from men. When older, he will find out he was diagnosed with herpes, genital warts, and gonorrhea. He will die a terrible death and will be buried in a captain america costume.

That woman is such a Milan... her son must be such a fuck up!

See milan, alex, dick, gay, rimjob

7.

Mom I'd lick and nibble... A term for a realy hot mom with huge titties and a nice shaven pussy that takes many cocks. She tends to have many sons and gives most of them away but then keeps only 2. She keeps 2 because she realizes her oldest is gay (his name becomes dick later in life) and likes rimjobs from men. When older, he will find out he was diagnosed with herpes, genital warts, and gonorrhea. He will die a terrible death and will be buried in a captain america costume.

That woman is such a Milan... her son must be such a fuck up!

See milan, alex, dick, gay, rimjob


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