What is Milching?
1.
the process of adding copius amounts of jizz into cups of
orange juice
that fucking waitress milched in my drink....better go and eat her beef.
2.
verb: for a man, usually single & frustrated, to pleasure himself... and usually several times. The act envloves a man gripping his lovestick & pumping it, in an up and down motion until baby batter jumps out, much to the enjoyment and the excitment of the man in question.
For people who like fancy words... it is in fact masturbating, but masturbating just doesnt sound as funny.
Since my girlfriend broke up with me, I have been milching about 5 times a day.
Wasn't micheal jackson caught milching his monkey?
I heard that milching gives you hairy palms.
3.
A nonsense word used merely euphoniously in phrase constructions.
Holy crap, two babies at age 18? That new kid Kevin is such a milching manwhore!
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