Mile Long Club

What is Mile Long Club?


1.

Having sex on a train makes you a part of this club.

I f****d my boyfriend between Grand Central and Stamford, so we're in the mile long club.

2.

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.

My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.

See slut, hoochie, mile, gang bang, achievement

3.

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.

My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.

See slut, hoochie, mile, gang bang, achievement

4.

Sex in a bus bathroom.

Man i made it on the Mile long club with a fine girl..

See mile, long, club, fine, made

5.

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.

My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.

See slut, hoochie, mile, gang bang, achievement


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