Miles Johnson

What is Miles Johnson?


1.

very scene and very british.

dumbass scenie minies and emo chicks flock to him cuase they think hes hot and awesome.

Girl 1: Did you just see miles?

Girl 2: Ya, omg hes so hott!

Girl 3: I hooked up with him.

Girl 1: Ya who hasnt.

Girl 2: Omg orgasm!

2.

such a hot fashionxcore scenester that dyes his totally dank hair the colour it already is.

and lia's boyfriend.

"dude, that outfit is sooo miles johnson. its so dank, bro!"

See lia

3.

christened the Scene God.

Me: Not to be conceited but I actually look pretty okay for getting ready in five minutes this morning...

Miles: Not to be conceited but... I'm like really really hot.

"Hey, look at my new Senses Fail shirt... with my matching red and black bracelets."


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