What is Miles Johnson?
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very scene and very british.
dumbass scenie minies and emo chicks flock to him cuase they think hes hot and awesome.
Girl 1: Did you just see miles?
Girl 2: Ya, omg hes so hott!
Girl 3: I hooked up with him.
Girl 1: Ya who hasnt.
Girl 2: Omg orgasm!
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such a hot fashionxcore scenester that dyes his totally dank hair the colour it already is.
and lia's boyfriend.
"dude, that outfit is sooo miles johnson. its so dank, bro!"
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christened the Scene God.
Me: Not to be conceited but I actually look pretty okay for getting ready in five minutes this morning...
Miles: Not to be conceited but... I'm like really really hot.
"Hey, look at my new Senses Fail shirt... with my matching red and black bracelets."
Random Words:
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One who engages in anal sex.
That wanker is an ass cracker.
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One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of a..
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1. When you are in the mood to just lie down and relax or go to sleep.
2. When you are in the mood to make loveor just have raw passion..
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..
