What is Miles Johnson?
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very scene and very british.
dumbass scenie minies and emo chicks flock to him cuase they think hes hot and awesome.
Girl 1: Did you just see miles?
Girl 2: Ya, omg hes so hott!
Girl 3: I hooked up with him.
Girl 1: Ya who hasnt.
Girl 2: Omg orgasm!
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such a hot fashionxcore scenester that dyes his totally dank hair the colour it already is.
and lia's boyfriend.
"dude, that outfit is sooo miles johnson. its so dank, bro!"
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christened the Scene God.
Me: Not to be conceited but I actually look pretty okay for getting ready in five minutes this morning...
Miles: Not to be conceited but... I'm like really really hot.
"Hey, look at my new Senses Fail shirt... with my matching red and black bracelets."
Random Words:
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antiquated interchangeable with "doggy style" to describe the sexual position.
When my female counterpart and I tired of miss..
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A synonym of the word condom, which is a rubber *sock* which covers your cock while fucking. The most commonly used method on contracept..
