Milf

What is Milf?


1.

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"

mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.

A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

2.

A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.

Dude... Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF!

See Dave

3.

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, what's a MILF?"

"M-I-L-F, Mom I'd like to fuck!"

or

"Woah, Johnny, your mom's a MILF!"

4.

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

See Brian

5.

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly

When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?

See Me

6.

An extremely hot middle aged mom, who leaves you in mastabatory bliss nighy and night.

"My friends mom Darlene" is one hot ass MILF!"

7.

Quite simply: Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Stacy's mom- because she's got it going on.

Refer to music video.


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