Milf Money

What is Milf Money?


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Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole show up on your credit card statement.

<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.

>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!

See tissue issues, mr.funsocks, fruitastic


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