Milf Muffstache

What is Milf Muffstache?

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

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Zelch

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

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Zuck

1. a person of jewish descent. derived from the creator of facebook, mark zuckerberg. look at those shifty zucks over there...better watch..

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