Milfia

What is Milfia?


1.

Mother I'd Like to FuckIn the Ass; a hot older woman or cougarwith a delectable butt

She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!

See milf, cougar, splosher, puma, urban cougar, cougarlicious, cougelicsious, cougdar, cougarism, cougardom, cougar killer, cougar prey, cougar cage, cheetah, cougar crush, cougar equation, on the prowl, bow chica wow wow, bow chica bow bow, bow chica bow wow, bow chika wow wow, cougarific, cougar slayer, bobcat, cougars, mountain lion, wildcat, cougar hawk, panther, jaguar, cornhole, brown eye, anal sex, buttfuck

2.

An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.

I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.

See milf, starbucks, sex, ass


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