Milftarded

What is Milftarded?


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A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuckherself.

Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.

That mother of five is so milftarded - it takes more than a T-shirt to be hot!

See milf, mylf, mother, mom, mommy, mum, nifer


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