Milftarded

What is Milftarded?


1.

A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuckherself.

Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.

That mother of five is so milftarded - it takes more than a T-shirt to be hot!

See milf, mylf, mother, mom, mommy, mum, nifer


38

Random Words:

1. Stemming from its Greco-Roman origin "cri", which means "absolute greatness", it is used to describe anything that w..
1. To be at GN mall on the 40th hour of your work week. Mall cops roll deep up in the cut. See cut, da, yo, you..
1. Stems from the classic internet w00t. n. One who w00ts excessively, almost orgasmically. "You're such a w00t-off, shut up.&..