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to walk as you are texting on a cellular device, unaware of what or who is around you.
I was textwalking Kevin on my way to class and b..
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When your having a good time then somebody uninvited shows up and kills the good time you were having. Being high and drunk is optional..
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The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.
The biggest problem with the Jimmy Buffet Jack is it takes me all day..