What is Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation?


1.

A militant arm of the Nordic Kulturpoliti, heavily criticized for employing brutal brain-washing techniques outlawed by the Oslo Convention of 2019.

Disbanded as a governmental agency by Emperor Gissurin 2025 on suspicions of "coaxial metacide", but rogue elements continued operating in the Netherlands and Belgium until 2051 when it disintergrated after the retaliatory assassination of its leader Jan Saemund Kristleifsson.

The MNPA is considered to have been responsible for the assassination of Emperor Gissurin 2050, which instigated the escalation of the Kattegat Channel Conflictand the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066.

The president has no control over them, he has already shut their funding, but they are like the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation.

See Gissur

2.

Although true that the MNPA was involved in small scale brainwashing atrocities they have been largely misrepresented in historical records. It´s founding member Ingjaldur Magnus Member, born in Lapland originally conceived the juntato oppose the legislation to outlaw jingoistic, lappish tea-drinking traditions, soon found himself brainwashing citizens indiscriminately. In 2046 the "loco lap" as he came to be known was assissinated. Jan Saemund Kristleifsson, his successor was believed to be behind Ingjaldur´s gruesome murder. His body was found in a New Oslo sauna where he had been incarcerated for three years until finally succumbing to dysentery. Jan Saemund quickly started to focus the MNPA´s considerable resources to eradicate the practice of wilgeldungspierhalt.

This rapidly lost him supporters within the MNPA, and after the assassination of Emperor Gissur, the ranks of the MNPA dwindled to near-extinction, lost to the ravages of meta-war during the rise of the Kattegat Channel Conflict. He was assassinated by his lieutenants in 2051, who having become dissilliusioned by Jan's obsession dismantle the MNPA.

Ragnar Michael, Jan's 2nd in command became the Eurasian Minister of Information, and is believed to have started a campaign to defame Jan Saemundur and the MNPA, condemning them to the historical gulag.

You are quite the rowdy MNPA


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