What is Military Moped?
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1. A female who is a member of the Armed Services that acts as though she was issued by the military for sexual gradification of male troops.
see also dorm whore and doorknob
The Military Moped spread the Clap to all her co-workers.
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the long hole
expands, which you open blind wide and gets smaller
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