What is M.i.l.k.?
1.
Mum I'd Like to Knob
A Scottish acronym and code term used to describe an attractive Mother who is standing in close proximity to the observer.
Would you like some M.I.L.K.in your coffee Bruce?
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2.
"Mother I'd Like (to) Kiss"
A female parent of anyone other than onesself, be she biological, in-law, adoptive or step, bearing such physical or charismatic characteristics that allure one to want to get next to and for sure make out with, but not such that one would want to get all up in that. A posterior disproportionately larger than an anterior, mitigated but not overcome by a hot face, is often the source of this dichotomy. Still, she's hot for a mom.
Tim: "Dude, J.B.'s Moms got lovely lips for out-makin', but that behind got to stay wrapped up.
Stephen: "Yup. She's a total M.I.L.K."
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Milk! You know, the stuff that comes out of cows. Used with periods to confuse the stupid.
<Frank> Sally, you're such a M.I.L.K.!
<Sally> MEANIE! I don't even know what a M.I.L.K. is ._. *sobs*
<Frank> Duhhr, go look it up! >P
~A moment later~
<Sally> I HATE YOU! GO CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!
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4.
Mother I'd Like to Kiss. It signifies a less vulgar attraction to a mother, still preferably not your own. Perhaps a friend's mother that is more sweet and cuddly than yours and maybe she offers some milk and cookies when you come over.
Yaw, yo mama is a M.I.L.K. to the max. WHOO LAWDY! WHIP OUT DEM COOKIES!!
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Mom I'd like to kiss. It refers to a less vulgar way of admiring a mother, preferably not your own, cuz still its just wrong, unless you make it clear that its a kiss on the cheek. Even so, M.I.L.K. is a child-friendly word that describes your feelings for one of your friend's mothers, who hooks you up with some tasty finger-lickins when you come over.
MMM!! DAMN Chuck, your mami is a M.I.L.K. for real! Whip out them cookies!! Hooo-weeee!!!!
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