Milk Fart

What is Milk Fart?


1.

a fart that's the result of lactose intolerance -- the lactose sugars can't be digested, and end up causing the sufferer to fart, and the resulting gas comes out smelling literally like sour milk (since the body can't break it down).

I have to have my cereal with soy milk instead of real milk - otherwise, i end up with cramps and wicked milk farts. it's awful.

See milk, fart, vapors, farts, butt burp

2.

A very watery, bubbly flatulation that reminds one of blowing bubbles in milk. One may have to wipe after said fart.

Dude 1: *Riiiiipppp* Oh, yeah!

Dude 2: Man that was a milk fart.

Dude 1: I know. I think I need to check my shorts.

See fart, poot, flatulance, cut the cheese, shit your pants


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