What is Milk Mustache?
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a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip
she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.
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The art of ejaculating on your hand, but letting some get on your finger. Now gently rub the semen on your hand on to her upper lip. Forming a "Milk Mustache.
Note:It is like a Dirty Sanchez, but with Semen.
Austin wanted to spice up the night, so he gave Patriza a Milk Mustache.
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After cumming in a girl, she takes her finger and sticks it inside her vagina to get the cum out. Then she takes the cum and rubs it on your upper lip.
Female empowering version of a sexual joke.
I was laying with this chick after I blew my load and then she gave me a milk mustache.
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