Milk The Cow

What is Milk The Cow?

1.

Having a guy ejaculate.

Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.

If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.

See sim simma

2.

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.

Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.

See masturbate, masterbate, beat off, wack off, cum, ejaculate

3.

Squeezing a boob.

if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow

See Morgan
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