What is Milk The Ferret?
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A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.
1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
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This is a word made up by my retarded roomate at a camp where I am typing this because they wont leave me alone!
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What you say when you want hookers to leave an executive's house before you shoot him in the legs several times and leave a grenade..
