Milk The Mouse

What is Milk The Mouse?


1.

Milking the Mouse is a painful joke that is accomplished by squeezing someone's bent pinky finger (bent the way it normally bends - imagine the tip of the pinky is lying very near the base of the pinky) between your thumb and forefinger. Start squeezing the pinky gently and then increase the pressure slowly. It may start to hurt them and they will squeak but if you do it correctly it will hurt when you let the finger go. It is called Milking the Mouse because when someone's "Mouse is Milked" they will usually squeak like a mouse.

Hey man, want me to show you how to Milk The Mouse?

See joke, pain, milk, mouse, squeek


11

Random Words:

1. A phrase or sentence containing little or no viable thought produced by the Yeti himself. You could paint the dog yellow. I would pick..
1. When you are having sex with a girl then ejaculate on her ear. You proceed to slap her across the face so that it splatters everywhere...
1. Northern California duh? Yo foo lets go to Nor Cal. See 13 2. O Snap, Im hella from Nor Cal. Person 1: "You high?" Perso..
Book Banner