What is Milk The One-eyed Aphid?


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of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

See masturbate, flog the lizard, spank your monkey, choke your chicken, toss off, jerk off, jack off


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