Milk Wrench

What is Milk Wrench?

The product of onanism, solitary frotting, mono-genital agitation, crotch wobbling or spewm farming, once deposited into a pint of semi-skimmed milk.

"Argh! Don't drink that, it's a fucking Milk Wrench!"

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