Milkin' The Weasel

What is Milkin' The Weasel?


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It is what one has to resort to after a long night of trying to pump the panties off of a bitch with drinks and compliments but can never seem to succeed in closing the deal. Therefore you reluctantly go home alone and pop in a porno then attempt to "squeeze one off" by jerking and stroking the weasel,sometimes fast sometimes slow, AHHHHH....... What a relief.

Shit bro,last night I caught Todd milkin' the weasel. I knew it would come to that after I seen his no gaming ass get struck out at the club. Poor sorry son of a bitch.

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