What is Milkin' The Weasel?
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It is what one has to resort to after a long night of trying to pump the panties off of a bitch with drinks and compliments but can never seem to succeed in closing the deal. Therefore you reluctantly go home alone and pop in a porno then attempt to "squeeze one off" by jerking and stroking the weasel,sometimes fast sometimes slow, AHHHHH....... What a relief.
Shit bro,last night I caught Todd milkin' the weasel. I knew it would come to that after I seen his no gaming ass get struck out at the club. Poor sorry son of a bitch.
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Used when referring to completely destroying one who is homosexual. Stomping is usually involved
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The expression originated from the Hebrew phrase "ben elef". This phrase is used to say "Son of a bitch/whore" witho..
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To give fellatio; to suck dick.
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