What is Milking The Bunny?
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v.
1)To pass the time in a lazy and careless fashion void of purpose and usefulness.
1a)A state of being that often follows THC ingestion and/or a Percandabeer.
2)Milking a Rabbit whose fertility and litter size are lower as a result of lactation and the animals natural biological response.
Syns. Rubbing the spermicidal biscuit. Circumnavigating the mushroom cap globe.
Near Syns. Helping a blind man navigate traffic, Forgetting to lock the gun safe during your sons 12th Birthday Party at the house.
Ant. Getting behind the wheel after eating some Xanax and having a few beers to get White Castle.
A) If I didn't spend all day milking the bunny maybe she'd finally date me and drop the restraining order.
B) Work is not about productivity but rather milking the bunny in disguise.
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